Jingle bells (remix by achmed)

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Jingle bells (remix by muttons)

Mutton balls mutton balls
hanging on the wall
one is big,one is small
not balance at all

Hey!

Mutton balls mutton balls
you can eat them raw
you can hang them in ur hall
use them as decour

Driving thru the jam
in a mutton mini-van
vernon and justin
the crazy song we sing
justin smells damn sway
so does vernon A .
the smell can never go away
we mutton everyday

Mutton balls mutton balls
hanging on the wall
one is big,one is small
not balance at all

Hey!

Mutton balls mutton balls
you can eat them raw
you can hang them in ur hall
use them as decour !